big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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