3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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