Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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