Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I am naked and annoyed.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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