Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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