Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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