used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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