you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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