I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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