My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
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We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
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I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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