Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I don't think brook has ever known best
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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