ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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