ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
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Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
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My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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