mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
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She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
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we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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