tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
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in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
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So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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