i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize
