Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize