Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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