Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
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I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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