I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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