I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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