he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
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I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
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So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize