even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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