I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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