Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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