Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
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Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
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I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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