Jerry, you need to find god
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
