I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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