she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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