i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Damn victory sex feels great
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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