p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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