we're blogging at a bar
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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