too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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