absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
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she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
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There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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