Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
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You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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