is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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