the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
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That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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