Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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