I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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