How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
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we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
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My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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