I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
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My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
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my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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