i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
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Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
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I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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