North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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