How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
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I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
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I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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