We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
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Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
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We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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