I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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