no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
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He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
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cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
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