I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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