Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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