in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
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Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
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i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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