My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
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No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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