weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I don't deserve a penis
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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