Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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