Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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