It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
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Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
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I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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